If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quor...

My neighbour who's also like me blushes after seeing me. Is she interested in me?

I'm thinking whether I'm smart enough to crack my exams. Shall I start preparing?

Peace ✌🏻 🕊️

People make funny faces after seeing me. Am I supposed to laugh?

Dakshita 💗

I slept on sofa but in the morning I was on bed. Is it magic or paranormal activity?

My mother's friend has a daughter. She treats me really well. Am I gaining feelings for her?

My mom feeds me. Why does my dad don't do that? Is he that busy?

I sing at 3 am. Everyone wakes up. Do I sing that good?

My mother sings heavenly. Did I got her genes?

Everyone carries me. I'm tired. How shall I gain weight?

Everyone kisses me. It's annoying man. How to stop this?

I fake cry but now I'm not getting attention. Is everyone losing interest in me?

My cheeks hurt so much. Is it a kind of cheek cancer (Google told)?

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?